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The Patriot Package
Package Includes:
2 Patriot Punishers
1 FREE Pool Punisher
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SEE THE PATRIOT IN ACTION
1. Inflate
Easy Assembly To Be Water Ready In Under 5min!
2. Blast
Blast away boring and rule the water like a true patriot.
3. Relax
Now that you own the water, relax like a true champion.
Top 4 Reason You Need A Patriot Punisher
Float Factory conducted a study to validate these statements:
Thomas Jefferson Would Be Proud Of You
Everyone Will Stare At You In A Patriotic Awe
Be 17.76% More Attractive While In A Patriot Punisher
Have The Most Memorable 4th Of July In Your Life
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Why the Patriot is the #1
Pool Toy In America
Just like America, we worked hard to get the number one spot.
Double-Fisting
Dual Cup Holders, Rope Ties for Towing & Rafting, and a Flag Port!
50 Ft. Of Patriotism
Vaporize all enemies, foreign or domestic, within a 50ft radius of the Patriot Punisher.
Military Grade
Upgraded to military-grade vinyl for repeat use in even the wildest scenarios!